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let's rename flu to make it sound more dramatic.

by trippitaka @ 2008-02-21 - 10:59:40

bluurgh,

this is the third day in a row i've been stuck in bed with this damn flu thingy . I think i may just be coming roud though (no hallucinations so far today).

So anyway i rang up work today to tell them i couldn't make it in and found myself saying 'sorry my flu's not cleared yet' and i have been lying here thinking about that word ever since. How can a three letter word that sounds so innocuos describe the terrible fever i have endured over the last few days or the pain in my joints and my muscles? When i phoned in my sickness to work and i said 'flu' it sounded like one of those all purpose skiving excuses like... migraine, stomach bug or the dog ate my homework.

I really think flu sould have a more dramatic name or a least should be called influenza more than it is.

sorry if none of the above made any sense, i'll review this article when i've stopped seeing double.


 
 

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The_WalrusThe_Walrus [Member]
http://www.doctor-dark.co.uk
2008-02-21 @ 11:15

I am suffering from Coryza. It's not very nice.

trippitakatrippitaka [Member]
2008-02-21 @ 19:30

sorry to hear that, but i bet it sounds convincing when you phone into work

The_WalrusThe_Walrus [Member]
http://www.doctor-dark.co.uk
2008-02-21 @ 19:35

If you looked it up you will know it is just a cold... a bloke I used to know once called in to work claiming to have Lycanthropy. Sadly for him, they knew what that meant.

Jamie Kitson [Visitor]
http://www.kitten-x.com
2008-02-22 @ 10:50

There is a better name for it Chris, Man Flu!

Paranoidmod [Visitor]
http://paranoidmod.blogspot.com/
2008-02-25 @ 01:21

If it was called "flu-ah-aksffffeerrrrrgh" it would be more accurate. Although they might think you were overreacting on the phone.

Loop [Visitor]

2008-05-23 @ 11:56

Kitson is right, the proper noun for it is

Man Flu (maan-floo)followed by a sympathetic 'ah diddums'.

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