I am really getting a bit fed up with these windy wet mornings (I know, it's winter, but it's annoying).

I turned upto an important meeting this morning looking like a wet hair and spent the entire meeting sub-conciously playing with my hair trying to stop it looking so bedragled.

I wish i had worn a golfish bowl minus the dead goldfish
to work this morning.

(no goldfish were harmed in the making of this post)